Audi's New Flagship Has a V8. Everybody Recants Now.
Audi's first-ever SQ9 is a three-row family SUV with a twin turbo V8, a locking rear differential and wider tires at the back than at the front. Every man who read the eight-cylinder engine its last rites has some explaining to do.
Audi just debuted the first-ever SQ9, a three-row SUV. The engine in it has eight cylinders. Not a battery. Not a hybrid with an apology bolted to it. A revised twin turbo V8, which Audi rates at 591 hp (441 kW).
So I want it in writing. For years the keynote stages and the men in fleece vests told us the big engine was finished, inevitable, arithmetic. Audi put a whole model line behind the opposite. Every one of them recants. Out loud.
Audi did not drop a V8 into an old sled. It rebuilt the driveline around the rear axle. A clutch that Audi says can send almost all available torque rearward. A locking rear differential. Tires wider at the back than the front. Read that again. Nobody puts fat rubber on the back of a family truck by accident. You do that because you expect it to rotate.
Audi claims 0-60 mph in 3.8 seconds and calls every number in the release preliminary and subject to change. Nobody here has driven one. The hardware is not an opinion.
My son Brian is 31. He leases a crossover with a CVT and collects my grandchildren from school in it, which I have learned to describe calmly. He will not buy an SQ9. Diane, through the closed garage door, notes that I am not buying one either. Fine. They were still wrong.
Hands-free highway driving is standard on the SQ9, which Audi classifies as SAE Level 2 partial automated driving on approved highway segments, driver responsible at all times. A steering-column camera watches your eyes. I own a cheaper version. Both hands.
You know one of these men. He told you at a dinner table that the big motor was done. Go find him. Make him say it out loud, in front of his children. I was wrong about the V8. You will not do it. I know you will not. Do it anyway.
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